Zlo’Pauk
A nice Star Trek Online easter egg for Russian speakers: Tholian Tarantula-class Dreadnought named Zlo’Pauk
The name Zlo’Pauk is an in-game joke, meaning “evil spider” in Slavic languages and Tholians are associated with arachinds.
A Bit of Puns
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- To some - marriage is a word. To others - a sentence.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
- I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
- A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.
- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
- Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
- I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn’t click.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- Stealing someone’s coffee is called ‘mugging’.
- Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
- I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.
- It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.
Thanks to nicholas2306